i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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