Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Randomize
