pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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