oh god it is but there are sometimes great deals I picked up a few Christmas gifts for my kid and saved about 400 bucks...can't argue with results...just have to make an aura of discomfort for everyone around you...look crazy, don't shower wear dirty clothes wear a long coat and sandals...look like someone who might start stabbing if they get startled...the crowds part like the red sea
I never shop black Friday, but with that advice I'm going to have to try next year or maybe after Christmas. If you see a chick from Indy on the news described as you have above, then you will know I tried it (and scared the shit out of someone!)
get a wig dip it in cooking lard hose it off and let it bake in the dryer on low heat in cloth bag(to protect the dryer) set it outside for a day...instant crazy homeless chick nappy greasy hair..people will leap out the way for fear of touching you
LMAO!!!! I may just opt to not shower for a few days before, my curly hair will fro and I'll smell pretty ripe. If I'm lucky, my kids will stop following me around too!
aw use the wig its so you don't ruin that beautiful hair of yours...of course it never hurts to have someone take the time to wash it out and brush it for you
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