I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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