Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i think i have two assholes
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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