Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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