We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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