420 ftw
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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