Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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