I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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