Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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