i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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