Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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