Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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