ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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