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mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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