just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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