We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He is an equal opportunity slut.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
