coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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