We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Are my feet made of real feet?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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