good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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