worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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