This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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