My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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