I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
this hospital has no fireball
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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