i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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