Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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