somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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