i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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