Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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