Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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