Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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