How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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