i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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