i'm signing you up for texting rehab
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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