it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just high enough for therapy.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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