I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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