But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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