jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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