so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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