I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
