may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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