I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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