Duck Duck Cougar?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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