"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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