super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
