At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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