There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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