she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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