I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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