On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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