You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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