We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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