Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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