hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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