Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
organizing the empties. That sober.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
i've created a new STD.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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