Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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