Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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